“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”

Mae West




































Recipe For My Perfect Partner



Age: Between 18 & Dead
Someone in their thirties would be better. A little younger or a little older is good too
Education
I want someone who knows the difference between two, to and too. Between your and you're and can string more than 3 words together to form a coherent sentence.
Commonalities
I would like someone who can converse on several subjects ranging from sports, to politics, to music. I want someone who can stimulate my mind all the while stimulating my heart.
Ambition
Ok. This is a touchy subject. If you're out of college, you need to be living on your own. Have some ambition in life. I don't care how much money you make as long as your reaching your potential and you are happy doing it. Have some goals in life and then most importantly, get off your ass and make them happen.
Body Type
I prefer slimmer built guys. Sorry guys, but not into bears or black guys.






Now, shake and stir. Add a pinch of devotion and a heaping spoonful of love and lots and lots of patience. Cook for 20 or 30 years and then you have my...


My Perfect Man